February 2012
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joshishollywood:
Whispering “lol trolled” into the ear of your partner during an intense makeout session
youngstero:
“you mad bro?” asks a two foot bearded creature under a bridge
nanceswithwolves:
I always worry that my jokes don’t make sense.
Then you better go catch it!
“Alphabeta soup”
“Double pistols and a wonk”
“Double pistols and a drink”
Man those are perfect
In related news, I befriended a fellow Homestuck today!
Her name is Rachel and she was wearing a Karkat shirt and she got super excited when I approached her about it hahah
Conveniently, she is friends with a bunch of my friends. Yaaaay
Also I know by taking...
perk of being a girl
I can think about whatever I want in class without worrying about boners
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I’m not drunk just stupid.
I am working on my research paper it’s due tomorrow god tumblr go away
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Hey baby, are you an airport, because I'd spend my...
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who's your favorite beta kid/alpha kid?
princessswaggerjacker:
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omegalink:
canni8al:
just reblog with your answer and after awhile i’ll get around to making a basic pie chart!
1. beta kid
2. alpha kid
1. Dave
2. Jake
1) Dave
2) Roxy
1) Jade
2) Dirk
1) Dave
2) Roxy
dave
roxy
1. Rose
2. Roxy
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Oh, he’s just a cute little oblivious Christian boy.
False. He is a wise, butt-squeezing pervert.
sandshrew:
well still no sign of people but plenty of sheep!!!!
aww look at the little jumpy ones awwww
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On the update.
Siiiigggghhhh
Mindfang what a babe
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It’s like eighty degrees in here
And I’m wearing my Scooby-Doo Sweatshirt
And I’m under this really warm, bulky blanket
And there’s a laptop on my lap
And I’m on fire
And I wish I meant that literally
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Sometimes I think about how lovely everything is going to be once we get all of this mess sorted through and can actually start enjoying an actual relationship.
But then I have to stop myself from thinking those lovely thoughts because having expectations for us will only ruin everything, and that is the last thing I want.
I don’t even know if the problem is my fault yet, but I’m...
Haha I think my parents went to pick up the dress without me
Looks like we aren’t getting it altered this weekend whoops
Anyway, stuff I need to accomplish this weekend:
Complete my research paper
Learn how to do math
Start on that weather project
Stop being angry
Focus on how good things could potentially be after this is all done with
Potentially
Also go hang out with Heather...
annawintour:
the fact that amanda bynes hasn’t done anything since 2010 saddens me
r.i.p amanda bynes career bring out the mourning lobsters
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clausrunning:
i have friendship crushes on everyone and it’s hard i jus t want to have sleepovers and play games and cry
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